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joined 2026-07-21 · 8 shaders ·3 💧 ·5 forks
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/* CROZE // GLITCH PROFILE */

body {
  --void: #030006;
  --acid: #b7ff00;
  --cyan: #00f7ff;
  --hot: #ff1675;
  --violet: #8b2cff;
  --paper: #eaffff;
  min-height: 100vh;
  overflow-x: hidden;
  color: var(--paper);
  font-family: "Courier New", "Lucida Console", monospace;
  background-color: var(--void);
  background-image:
    radial-gradient(circle at 18% 24%, rgba(139, 44, 255, 0.55) 0, transparent 22%),
    radial-gradient(circle at 82% 72%, rgba(0, 247, 255, 0.35) 0, transparent 26%),
    radial-gradient(circle at 70% 12%, rgba(255, 22, 117, 0.28) 0, transparent 18%),
    repeating-linear-gradient(117deg, transparent 0 17px, rgba(183, 255, 0, 0.045) 18px 19px, transparent 20px 38px),
    linear-gradient(145deg, #020003, #100018 52%, #001117);
  background-size: 140% 140%, 160% 160%, 180% 180%, 52px 52px, 100% 100%;
  animation: croze-bg 13s linear infinite;
}

/* CRT overlay, intentionally empty so no footer banner appears. */
body::before {
  content: "";
  position: fixed;
  z-index: 2147483647;
  inset: 0;
  pointer-events: none;
  background:
    repeating-linear-gradient(
      0deg,
      rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.02) 0 1px,
      transparent 1px 4px
    ),
    linear-gradient(
      90deg,
      rgba(255, 22, 117, 0.035),
      transparent 17% 83%,
      rgba(0, 247, 255, 0.04)
    );
  box-shadow:
    inset 0 0 90px #000,
    inset 0 0 18px rgba(0, 247, 255, 0.25);
  mix-blend-mode: screen;
  animation: croze-scan 6s steps(1, end) infinite;
}

/* Ambient halo replaces the removed fake cursor. */
body::after {
  content: "";
  position: fixed;
  z-index: 0;
  top: 38%;
  left: 50%;
  width: 72vmax;
  height: 72vmax;
  pointer-events: none;
  border-radius: 37% 63% 58% 42%;
  background:
    repeating-conic-gradient(
      from 13deg,
      rgba(0, 247, 255, 0.13) 0deg 4deg,
      transparent 4deg 12deg,
      rgba(255, 22, 117, 0.12) 12deg 17deg,
      transparent 17deg 29deg
    );
  filter: blur(42px) saturate(240%);
  mix-blend-mode: screen;
  transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
  animation: croze-halo 20s linear infinite;
}

.site-head {
  position: relative;
  z-index: 100 !important;
  box-sizing: border-box;
  margin: 18px clamp(8px, 3vw, 44px);
  padding: 25px 22px 15px;
  overflow: visible !important;
  isolation: isolate;
  color: var(--acid);
  border: 2px solid var(--cyan);
  border-left: 10px solid var(--hot);
  border-right: 10px solid var(--acid);
  background:
    repeating-linear-gradient(
      90deg,
      rgba(0, 247, 255, 0.08) 0 2px,
      transparent 2px 19px
    ),
    rgba(2, 0, 9, 0.9);
  box-shadow:
    8px 8px 0 rgba(255, 22, 117, 0.48),
    -7px -7px 0 rgba(0, 247, 255, 0.22),
    0 0 35px rgba(139, 44, 255, 0.7);
  backdrop-filter: blur(16px) contrast(135%);
  animation: croze-head-voltage 4.8s steps(1, end) infinite;
}

.site-head .wrap,
.site-head nav,
.site-head .main {
  position: relative;
  overflow: visible !important;
}

.site-head .acctmenu {
  position: relative;
  z-index: 110 !important;
}

.site-head .acctmenu-pop {
  z-index: 111 !important;
}

.site-head::after {
  content: "●";
  position: absolute;
  top: 7px;
  right: 22px;
  color: var(--acid);
  text-shadow: 0 0 8px var(--acid);
  animation: croze-blink 0.72s steps(1, end) infinite;
}

.site-head a {
  color: var(--cyan) !important;
  font-weight: 900;
  letter-spacing: 0.08em;
  text-decoration: underline wavy var(--hot);
  text-underline-offset: 5px;
  text-shadow:
    2px 0 var(--hot),
    -2px 0 rgba(0, 247, 255, 0.55),
    0 0 8px var(--cyan);
  transition: color 80ms, background 80ms, transform 80ms;
}

.site-head nav > a:nth-of-type(odd):hover {
  display: inline-block;
  color: #000 !important;
  background: var(--acid);
  transform: translate(-28px, 15px) rotate(-7deg) scale(1.08);
}

.site-head nav > a:nth-of-type(even):hover {
  display: inline-block;
  color: #000 !important;
  background: var(--hot);
  transform: translate(30px, -13px) rotate(7deg) scale(1.08);
}

main.wrap {
  position: relative;
  z-index: 1;
}

.profilecard {
  position: relative;
  z-index: 10;
  box-sizing: border-box;
  width: min(880px, calc(100% - 30px));
  margin: clamp(70px, 11vh, 140px) auto;
  padding: clamp(28px, 6vw, 72px);
  color: var(--paper);
  border: 4px double var(--acid);
  outline: 1px dashed var(--hot);
  outline-offset: 10px;
  background:
    linear-gradient(
      112deg,
      rgba(255, 22, 117, 0.13),
      transparent 28%,
      rgba(0, 247, 255, 0.12) 72%,
      rgba(183, 255, 0, 0.1)
    ),
    repeating-linear-gradient(
      135deg,
      rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.035) 0 1px,
      transparent 1px 13px
    ),
    rgba(5, 0, 13, 0.91);
  box-shadow:
    14px 14px 0 rgba(255, 22, 117, 0.42),
    -14px -14px 0 rgba(0, 247, 255, 0.22),
    0 0 70px rgba(139, 44, 255, 0.55),
    inset 0 0 42px rgba(0, 247, 255, 0.13);
  clip-path: polygon(
    0 24px,
    24px 0,
    68% 0,
    72% 10px,
    93% 10px,
    100% 42px,
    100% calc(100% - 28px),
    calc(100% - 28px) 100%,
    31% 100%,
    26% calc(100% - 9px),
    0 calc(100% - 9px)
  );
  backdrop-filter: blur(18px) saturate(160%);
  animation: croze-card-voltage 5.7s steps(1, end) infinite;
}

.profilecard::before {
  content: "";
  position: absolute;
  z-index: -1;
  inset: -28px;
  pointer-events: none;
  opacity: 0.54;
  filter: blur(17px);
  background:
    conic-gradient(
      from 0deg,
      transparent,
      var(--cyan),
      transparent 18%,
      var(--hot),
      transparent 44%,
      var(--acid),
      transparent 70%,
      var(--violet),
      transparent
    );
  animation: croze-orbit 9s linear infinite;
}

.profilecard::after {
  content: "////";
  position: absolute;
  top: 48px;
  right: -48px;
  padding: 10px 6px;
  color: #000;
  background: var(--acid);
  font-size: 9px;
  font-weight: 900;
  letter-spacing: 0.18em;
  writing-mode: vertical-rl;
  box-shadow: 0 0 15px var(--acid), 7px 7px 0 var(--hot);
  animation: croze-blink 1.6s steps(1, end) infinite;
}

.profilecard:hover {
  transform: translate(6vw, -3vh) rotate(3deg) !important;
  outline: 5px dashed var(--cyan);
}

.handle {
  position: relative;
  display: inline-block;
  max-width: 100%;
  margin: 0 0 28px;
  color: #fff;
  font-size: clamp(3.2rem, 13vw, 8.8rem) !important;
  font-weight: 900 !important;
  line-height: 0.76;
  letter-spacing: -0.09em;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  overflow-wrap: anywhere;
  text-shadow:
    5px 0 var(--hot),
    -5px 0 var(--cyan),
    0 6px var(--violet),
    0 0 34px var(--hot);
  animation: croze-handle 3.8s steps(1, end) infinite;
}

.handle::before,
.handle::after {
  content: "@CROZE";
  position: absolute;
  inset: 0;
  pointer-events: none;
  opacity: 0;
}

.handle::before {
  color: var(--cyan);
  clip-path: inset(8% 0 58% 0);
  animation: croze-ghost-a 2.7s steps(1, end) infinite;
}

.handle::after {
  color: var(--hot);
  clip-path: inset(61% 0 7% 0);
  animation: croze-ghost-b 3.1s steps(1, end) infinite;
}

.bio {
  position: relative;
  max-width: 64ch;
  margin: 26px 0 38px;
  padding: 20px 22px 20px 46px;
  color: #d9ffff !important;
  border: 1px solid rgba(0, 247, 255, 0.7);
  border-left: 8px solid var(--hot);
  background:
    repeating-linear-gradient(
      0deg,
      rgba(0, 247, 255, 0.04) 0 2px,
      transparent 2px 6px
    ),
    rgba(0, 10, 14, 0.74);
  box-shadow:
    inset 0 0 25px rgba(0, 247, 255, 0.12),
    7px 7px 0 rgba(139, 44, 255, 0.32);
  line-height: 1.7;
  text-shadow: 0 0 7px rgba(0, 247, 255, 0.65);
}

.bio::before {
  content: "$";
  position: absolute;
  top: -13px;
  left: 13px;
  padding: 3px 9px;
  color: #000;
  background: var(--cyan);
  font-size: 10px;
  font-weight: 900;
  box-shadow: 4px 4px 0 var(--hot);
}

.bio:hover {
  transform: translate(-48px, 20px) rotate(-5deg) !important;
  color: #000 !important;
  background: var(--cyan);
}

.stats {
  position: relative;
  display: flex !important;
  flex-wrap: wrap;
  gap: 13px;
  padding-top: 20px;
  border-top: 2px dashed var(--cyan);
}

.stats > * {
  flex: 1 1 100px;
  padding: 14px !important;
  color: var(--acid) !important;
  border: 1px solid var(--acid);
  background: #07000c;
  text-align: center;
  text-shadow: 0 0 9px var(--acid);
  box-shadow:
    inset 4px 0 var(--hot),
    5px 5px 0 rgba(0, 247, 255, 0.25);
  transition: transform 80ms, filter 80ms;
}

.stats > *:nth-child(even) {
  color: var(--cyan) !important;
  border-color: var(--cyan);
}

.stats > *:hover {
  z-index: 5;
  color: #000 !important;
  background: var(--acid);
  transform: translate(34px, -20px) rotate(7deg) scale(1.25) !important;
  filter: invert(1) saturate(250%);
}

.csspeek {
  display: none !important;
}

main .grid {
  position: relative;
  z-index: 2;
  perspective: 900px;
  transform: rotate(0.4deg) skewY(-0.2deg);
}

main .cell {
  position: relative;
  transform-origin: 50% 50%;
  animation: croze-cell 4.8s ease-in-out infinite;
}

main .cell:nth-child(3n) {
  animation-delay: -1.7s;
  animation-direction: reverse;
}

main .cell:nth-child(4n + 1) {
  animation-delay: -3.1s;
}

main .cell:hover {
  z-index: 30;
  transform: translate(19px, -16px) rotate(7deg) scale(1.14) !important;
  filter: invert(1) hue-rotate(100deg) saturate(220%);
  outline: 5px solid var(--acid);
}

.site-foot {
  position: relative;
  z-index: 2;
  overflow: visible;
  color: var(--paper);
  background: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.7);
}

.site-foot .wrap > span {
  display: inline-block;
  transition: transform 80ms;
}

.site-foot .wrap > span:hover {
  color: var(--acid);
  background: #000;
  transform: translate(-20px, 12px) rotate(-6deg) scale(1.15);
  outline: 3px solid var(--hot);
}

.hitcounter.bot {
  position: relative;
  display: inline-block;
  width: 9ch;
  height: 1.1em;
  overflow: hidden;
  vertical-align: middle;
  color: transparent !important;
  font-size: 11px !important;
  line-height: 1.1;
  transform-origin: left center;
  animation: croze-bot-case 3.2s steps(1, end) infinite;
}

.hitcounter.bot::after {
  content: "0074858\A 0114920\A 0374028\A 1403821\A 5621984\A 22487031\A 89831472\A 359326208\A 1073741824\A 2013265920\A 2147483647\A -2147483648\A 999999999999\A ###########\A NaNNaNNaN\A ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞\A 0000000";
  position: absolute;
  top: 0;
  left: 0;
  display: block;
  color: var(--acid);
  font-size: 11px;
  line-height: 1.1em;
  font-variant-numeric: tabular-nums;
  white-space: pre;
  text-shadow: 0 0 5px var(--acid);
  animation: croze-bot-roll 3.2s steps(16, end) infinite;
}

html {
  scrollbar-color: var(--hot) #050008;
}

body::-webkit-scrollbar {
  width: 14px;
}

body::-webkit-scrollbar-track {
  background: #050008;
  border-left: 1px solid var(--violet);
}

body::-webkit-scrollbar-thumb {
  border: 3px solid #050008;
  background:
    repeating-linear-gradient(
      45deg,
      var(--hot) 0 5px,
      var(--cyan) 5px 10px,
      var(--acid) 10px 15px
    );
}

body ::selection {
  color: #000;
  background: var(--acid);
  text-shadow: none;
}

@keyframes croze-bg {
  0%, 100% {
    background-position: 0% 0%, 100% 100%, 50% 0%, 0 0, 0 0;
  }
  50% {
    background-position: 100% 35%, 0% 30%, 80% 100%, 52px -52px, 0 0;
  }
}

@keyframes croze-scan {
  0%, 45%, 49%, 100% { opacity: 0.76; }
  46% { opacity: 0.43; }
  47% { opacity: 0.94; }
  48% { opacity: 0.56; }
  80% { background-position: 0 7px; }
  81% { background-position: 0 -4px; }
}

@keyframes croze-halo {
  0% { transform: translate(-50%, -50%) rotate(0deg) scale(0.82); }
  50% { transform: translate(-46%, -54%) rotate(180deg) scale(1.08); }
  100% { transform: translate(-50%, -50%) rotate(360deg) scale(0.82); }
}

@keyframes croze-head-voltage {
  0%, 87%, 92%, 100% {
    box-shadow:
      8px 8px 0 rgba(255, 22, 117, 0.48),
      -7px -7px 0 rgba(0, 247, 255, 0.22),
      0 0 35px rgba(139, 44, 255, 0.7);
  }
  88% {
    box-shadow:
      17px 3px 0 var(--hot),
      -13px -4px 0 var(--cyan),
      0 0 45px #fff;
  }
  90% {
    box-shadow:
      -10px 8px 0 var(--acid),
      14px -7px 0 var(--hot);
  }
}

@keyframes croze-card-voltage {
  0%, 84%, 88%, 100% {
    box-shadow:
      14px 14px 0 rgba(255, 22, 117, 0.42),
      -14px -14px 0 rgba(0, 247, 255, 0.22),
      0 0 70px rgba(139, 44, 255, 0.55);
  }
  85% {
    box-shadow:
      22px 4px 0 var(--hot),
      -18px -5px 0 var(--cyan),
      0 0 40px #fff;
  }
  86% {
    box-shadow:
      -14px 12px 0 var(--acid),
      19px -10px 0 var(--hot);
  }
}

@keyframes croze-orbit {
  to { transform: rotate(360deg) scale(1.04); }
}

@keyframes croze-handle {
  0%, 87%, 100% {
    transform: skew(-7deg) rotate(-1deg);
    filter: none;
  }
  88% {
    transform: skew(13deg) translateX(9px);
    filter: invert(1);
  }
  89% {
    transform: skew(-18deg) translateX(-7px);
  }
  90% {
    transform: skew(-7deg) rotate(-1deg);
  }
}

@keyframes croze-ghost-a {
  0%, 84%, 88%, 100% { opacity: 0; transform: translate(0); }
  85% { opacity: 0.9; transform: translate(12px, -4px); }
  86% { opacity: 0.6; transform: translate(-8px, 3px); }
}

@keyframes croze-ghost-b {
  0%, 72%, 77%, 100% { opacity: 0; transform: translate(0); }
  73% { opacity: 0.85; transform: translate(-13px, 5px); }
  75% { opacity: 0.7; transform: translate(9px, -2px); }
}

@keyframes croze-cell {
  0%, 100% { transform: translate(0, 0) rotate(0deg); }
  31% { transform: translate(2px, -3px) rotate(0.45deg); }
  62% { transform: translate(-3px, 2px) rotate(-0.55deg); }
  64% { transform: translate(5px, -1px) rotate(0.8deg); }
}

@keyframes croze-bot-roll {
  from { transform: translateY(0); }
  to { transform: translateY(-17.6em); }
}

@keyframes croze-bot-case {
  0%, 74%, 100% { transform: scale(1); filter: none; }
  82% { transform: translate(-3px, 2px) scaleX(1.5) skewX(12deg); }
  89% { transform: translate(7px, -3px) scaleX(2.1) skewX(-20deg); filter: invert(1); }
  96% { transform: translate(-5px, 3px) scale(0.8, 1.6); filter: contrast(400%); }
}

@keyframes croze-blink {
  0%, 46% { opacity: 1; }
  47%, 100% { opacity: 0; }
}

@media (max-width: 600px) {
  .site-head {
    margin: 8px;
    padding-inline: 15px;
  }

  .profilecard {
    width: calc(100% - 20px);
    margin-top: 55px;
    padding: 35px 20px;
    outline-offset: 4px;
  }

  .profilecard::after {
    display: none;
  }

  .handle {
    font-size: clamp(2.8rem, 18vw, 5rem) !important;
  }
}
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